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Monday, April 23, 2012

Drama #ForPresident

Vicky Donor #ForPresident. I’ve heard such insane reviews about this movie I’m actually building up the courage to go waste some time watching it.

But there is a fear, lurking deep within me; a fear that will haunt me. What if I like the movie? What if I actually help in promoting such mindless crap.

It’s about sperm donation? That’s kind of gross. Smart-ass, double meaning sentences riddle the script and have the crowds in splits.

Too many have praised this movie and its time I have a look for myself.
Its time I built up the courage.

I managed to stay away from Housefull and I managed to avoid Bitto Boss. But this Vicky .. this Donor, seems determined to be watched.

I shall put aside my pride and keep my eyes open.

It Shall Be Watched.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

“NO”

That word seems to have no meaning anymore. It means nothing, especially from a crying woman. I’ve come across countless articles that have condemned rape. But none of them provided a solution. And most of them written by women!
I’m presently support Kony 2012 and I’m trying to do enough from my end to make it a reality. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4MnpzG5Sqc.
Men are from mars? Then MARs stands for “Men Against Rapes”
‘Men Against Rapes’ is my parallel agenda, a social awareness campaign which will spread via the internet workshops and films.
If you want to be part of this campaign, just send me your support (CLick on "NO") and take up the cause in your own area. Start with a 500sqft radius and expand. Start there… then? Then you’ll see change.
This is war
And MARs is a revolution.
Stay tuned for more!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge

Wikipedia blackout and facebook, google etc facing a complete shutout! Makes you think what the governments of the world are trying to cover up something.

Maybe 2012 is the end of the world and to avoid mass hysteria this 'free knowledge' blackout might be implemented. Suddenly twitter is all about SOPA and Wikipedia Blackout.

But what’s even more interesting is the other trending topic ‘Disable Javascript’. It just goes to show that no matter what the not so common man will find a way to get the news out. And make free knowledge available to the world. So try all you want you ‘waisted’ coats and ‘coated’ buggers but we will find a way and if that don’t ‘suit’ you then too bad.

Wow! I’m so dramatic. But then this was on my mind. Had to set it free.
Peace

Friday, January 13, 2012

Bat an eyelid. And its over.

Like flies they have fallen one by one, a total loss.

Each man went out there and fought but most chances were missed and some were accidental ricochets.

Its terrorism! The speeds the environment, flora and fauna all seem to contribute towards this inevitable defeat. We could say our warriors were sweating it out but then that would be contradictory to how this 140blogoff started - they fell like flies. No chance of warming up let alone break into a sweat.

Like missiles the offence was menacing. Like nuclear bombs the onslaught was catastrophic. Like tanks they ran right over us.

It was their watch. We walked in over-confident. But we will crawl out with barely a handful of dignity.

President Pratiba Patil should take a call now. Send the Indian Army Down under, The Indian Team needs backup.

Vini Vidi Vroom

Jeremy Jeremy, tsk! You came you saw you said it like it is.

When looking for an example that best explains the phrase ‘blowing it out of proportion’ the episode of Jeremy Clarkson belittling India and Indians is bang on.

There’s another phrase that also best explains the Indian governments reaction; ‘The truth hurts’. The over dramatic outburst by Indian authorities is a sign that yes the show’s content did ‘hurt’ sentiments. But then Jerry only said it like it is.

Instead of demanding an apology from David Cameron (Ridiculous) our beloved government should take stock of the situation and based on Jerry’s feedback; rectify the wrongs. But then that would be asking for too much!

If your house is dirty and a guest say’s so will you be hurt or will you pick up the broom and clean it?

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Perspective

He died. He tried coming back. His plans got thwarted over and over again by that four eyed kid and his red head friend and the know-it-all girl. Voldemort just wanted to be someone and was doing everything within his power and more to achieve it. So sad.

Then you have the guy in the tower. All he wanted what was his in the first place, his ring. But no! those two little hobbits threw it in lava.

There are so many movies like these where the so called bad guy always gets the short end of the stick. They put so much thought and soul into their plans but then the so called good-guy comes along and ruins everything.

All these movies were so depressing to watch. Will movies ever have a happy ending?

Monday, January 9, 2012

Dr. I M N Twable

How comfortable would you be if you found out the Doctor treating you cheated during his/ her exam?

Well my honest and most composed reaction would be “YEAHHHH! Get away from me you quack!”

Great work men in khaki you caught the gang leaking the papers. But by any chance did you see the face of the guys buying? I wouldn’t want to be diagnosed by them ever!

When I heard about this I just had to write the ‘remixed’ version below: Check it out.

Hickory dickory doc
The doc’s are now in shock
They all thought they would pass the exam
With leaked answer sheets but got caught in the scam
Now they face trial and fines; what a jam!
Hickory Dickory Doc!
The doc’s are now in shock

Hope you enjoyed it. Laughter is always the best medicine!