Wikipedia blackout and facebook, google etc facing a complete shutout! Makes you think what the governments of the world are trying to cover up something.
Maybe 2012 is the end of the world and to avoid mass hysteria this 'free knowledge' blackout might be implemented. Suddenly twitter is all about SOPA and Wikipedia Blackout.
But what’s even more interesting is the other trending topic ‘Disable Javascript’. It just goes to show that no matter what the not so common man will find a way to get the news out. And make free knowledge available to the world. So try all you want you ‘waisted’ coats and ‘coated’ buggers but we will find a way and if that don’t ‘suit’ you then too bad.
Wow! I’m so dramatic. But then this was on my mind. Had to set it free.
Peace
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
Bat an eyelid. And its over.
Like flies they have fallen one by one, a total loss.
Each man went out there and fought but most chances were missed and some were accidental ricochets.
Its terrorism! The speeds the environment, flora and fauna all seem to contribute towards this inevitable defeat. We could say our warriors were sweating it out but then that would be contradictory to how this 140blogoff started - they fell like flies. No chance of warming up let alone break into a sweat.
Like missiles the offence was menacing. Like nuclear bombs the onslaught was catastrophic. Like tanks they ran right over us.
It was their watch. We walked in over-confident. But we will crawl out with barely a handful of dignity.
President Pratiba Patil should take a call now. Send the Indian Army Down under, The Indian Team needs backup.
Each man went out there and fought but most chances were missed and some were accidental ricochets.
Its terrorism! The speeds the environment, flora and fauna all seem to contribute towards this inevitable defeat. We could say our warriors were sweating it out but then that would be contradictory to how this 140blogoff started - they fell like flies. No chance of warming up let alone break into a sweat.
Like missiles the offence was menacing. Like nuclear bombs the onslaught was catastrophic. Like tanks they ran right over us.
It was their watch. We walked in over-confident. But we will crawl out with barely a handful of dignity.
President Pratiba Patil should take a call now. Send the Indian Army Down under, The Indian Team needs backup.
Vini Vidi Vroom
Jeremy Jeremy, tsk! You came you saw you said it like it is.
When looking for an example that best explains the phrase ‘blowing it out of proportion’ the episode of Jeremy Clarkson belittling India and Indians is bang on.
There’s another phrase that also best explains the Indian governments reaction; ‘The truth hurts’. The over dramatic outburst by Indian authorities is a sign that yes the show’s content did ‘hurt’ sentiments. But then Jerry only said it like it is.
Instead of demanding an apology from David Cameron (Ridiculous) our beloved government should take stock of the situation and based on Jerry’s feedback; rectify the wrongs. But then that would be asking for too much!
If your house is dirty and a guest say’s so will you be hurt or will you pick up the broom and clean it?
When looking for an example that best explains the phrase ‘blowing it out of proportion’ the episode of Jeremy Clarkson belittling India and Indians is bang on.
There’s another phrase that also best explains the Indian governments reaction; ‘The truth hurts’. The over dramatic outburst by Indian authorities is a sign that yes the show’s content did ‘hurt’ sentiments. But then Jerry only said it like it is.
Instead of demanding an apology from David Cameron (Ridiculous) our beloved government should take stock of the situation and based on Jerry’s feedback; rectify the wrongs. But then that would be asking for too much!
If your house is dirty and a guest say’s so will you be hurt or will you pick up the broom and clean it?
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Perspective
He died. He tried coming back. His plans got thwarted over and over again by that four eyed kid and his red head friend and the know-it-all girl. Voldemort just wanted to be someone and was doing everything within his power and more to achieve it. So sad.
Then you have the guy in the tower. All he wanted what was his in the first place, his ring. But no! those two little hobbits threw it in lava.
There are so many movies like these where the so called bad guy always gets the short end of the stick. They put so much thought and soul into their plans but then the so called good-guy comes along and ruins everything.
All these movies were so depressing to watch. Will movies ever have a happy ending?
Then you have the guy in the tower. All he wanted what was his in the first place, his ring. But no! those two little hobbits threw it in lava.
There are so many movies like these where the so called bad guy always gets the short end of the stick. They put so much thought and soul into their plans but then the so called good-guy comes along and ruins everything.
All these movies were so depressing to watch. Will movies ever have a happy ending?
Monday, January 9, 2012
Dr. I M N Twable
How comfortable would you be if you found out the Doctor treating you cheated during his/ her exam?
Well my honest and most composed reaction would be “YEAHHHH! Get away from me you quack!”
Great work men in khaki you caught the gang leaking the papers. But by any chance did you see the face of the guys buying? I wouldn’t want to be diagnosed by them ever!
When I heard about this I just had to write the ‘remixed’ version below: Check it out.
Hickory dickory doc
The doc’s are now in shock
They all thought they would pass the exam
With leaked answer sheets but got caught in the scam
Now they face trial and fines; what a jam!
Hickory Dickory Doc!
The doc’s are now in shock
Hope you enjoyed it. Laughter is always the best medicine!
Well my honest and most composed reaction would be “YEAHHHH! Get away from me you quack!”
Great work men in khaki you caught the gang leaking the papers. But by any chance did you see the face of the guys buying? I wouldn’t want to be diagnosed by them ever!
When I heard about this I just had to write the ‘remixed’ version below: Check it out.
Hickory dickory doc
The doc’s are now in shock
They all thought they would pass the exam
With leaked answer sheets but got caught in the scam
Now they face trial and fines; what a jam!
Hickory Dickory Doc!
The doc’s are now in shock
Hope you enjoyed it. Laughter is always the best medicine!
AutoExposed
The auto expo seems to be quite a hit with the masses. But what’s interesting is the feedback I’m getting from family and friends.
Crowded, unruly, great cars & disinterested models, one model was actually seen sitting in a car with the doors shut talking on her phone! She must have had a rough day. But it was 11 in the morning! The day had only just begun.
Why can’t Delhi events be a more organized? Why must people have to elbow their way through herds of people just to get a glimpse of a piece of machinery? It’s funny and in a way ironic, auto-expo happens to promote or launch a brand.
Looking at the crowds we can already see Indian roads bursting at the seams.
Before you make more cars I suggest make ‘vroom’ first!
Crowded, unruly, great cars & disinterested models, one model was actually seen sitting in a car with the doors shut talking on her phone! She must have had a rough day. But it was 11 in the morning! The day had only just begun.
Why can’t Delhi events be a more organized? Why must people have to elbow their way through herds of people just to get a glimpse of a piece of machinery? It’s funny and in a way ironic, auto-expo happens to promote or launch a brand.
Looking at the crowds we can already see Indian roads bursting at the seams.
Before you make more cars I suggest make ‘vroom’ first!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Emulate China: Bee Mo Laik Ass
Bee Mo Laik uss? Cantonese or mandarin you can choose but Chidambaram should, like any good parent, not compare children. Be more like those guys! Why? I’m pretty happy being me thank you very much.
They might have a few good things about themselves but then so do we. The difference is they capitalize on their strengths, while we wallow in self pity and hope someday somebody will either put or pull us out of our misery.
Emulate China? I think not! By making such a statement one should feel really stupid. Have you ever heard a Chinese official or Japanese or Korean or American or English official say Emulate India?
So.
Ef yuu theenk we shud emulate chainese pepol? Den I saggest yuu go stay in China. En Don Cum bak or we keek yaw azz fakka! YAwwww.
They might have a few good things about themselves but then so do we. The difference is they capitalize on their strengths, while we wallow in self pity and hope someday somebody will either put or pull us out of our misery.
Emulate China? I think not! By making such a statement one should feel really stupid. Have you ever heard a Chinese official or Japanese or Korean or American or English official say Emulate India?
So.
Ef yuu theenk we shud emulate chainese pepol? Den I saggest yuu go stay in China. En Don Cum bak or we keek yaw azz fakka! YAwwww.
Thursday, January 5, 2012
Rock In Peace
Rock doesn’t forget, rock has no rhyme
Rock can withstand the sands of time
But for those lovers who live for more
Their rock doesn’t die but knocks on heavens doors
Rock comes from within but it’s heard all around
Its shakes the heavens and rumbles the ground
The listeners wake in hope to hear more
Rock doesn’t die but knocks on heavens doors
But if rock does not die then neither does its followers
For like rock they live on in hearts of us head-bangers
They now are in a place way up in the sky
That place for head-bangers where rock cannot die
Rest In Peace you’re a dead rocker now
But shows just ended, go ahead take a bow
Tomorrow we’ll see you way up there in the sky
That place for head-bangers where rock cannot die
Rock can withstand the sands of time
But for those lovers who live for more
Their rock doesn’t die but knocks on heavens doors
Rock comes from within but it’s heard all around
Its shakes the heavens and rumbles the ground
The listeners wake in hope to hear more
Rock doesn’t die but knocks on heavens doors
But if rock does not die then neither does its followers
For like rock they live on in hearts of us head-bangers
They now are in a place way up in the sky
That place for head-bangers where rock cannot die
Rest In Peace you’re a dead rocker now
But shows just ended, go ahead take a bow
Tomorrow we’ll see you way up there in the sky
That place for head-bangers where rock cannot die
Virat Kohli Flipped...the bird.
Virat Kohli showed the finger. Poor guy. Instigated by the jibes from an audience. All said and done Australia should be the one paying that remaining 50% match fee.
I’m not a cricket fan but when the host country insults the Indian Team that’s just not done. Racist comments, insinuations and taunts would test anybody’s patience. I’m surprised the match was not stopped because of that.
If Russell Peters is right, then Aussie’s should watch out because we will take over Australia like we have England. We’ll breed you out of existence. And in truth I’m sure Virat Kohli’s ‘gesture’ was just a warning to them of things to come.
No matter what Aussie’s this is just a test. We performed when it mattered “THE WORLD CUP” and we won, and THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE WE SAID SO!
I’m not a cricket fan but when the host country insults the Indian Team that’s just not done. Racist comments, insinuations and taunts would test anybody’s patience. I’m surprised the match was not stopped because of that.
If Russell Peters is right, then Aussie’s should watch out because we will take over Australia like we have England. We’ll breed you out of existence. And in truth I’m sure Virat Kohli’s ‘gesture’ was just a warning to them of things to come.
No matter what Aussie’s this is just a test. We performed when it mattered “THE WORLD CUP” and we won, and THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE WE SAID SO!
Sunny Side UP!
Ok the Jism 2 poster definitely looks appealing and sensual. But is that Sunny Leone? Funny part is most men who have seen it are asking if the babe under the wet cloth is naked or not? ROFLMAO.
Jism 1 & 2 are nothing short of soft porn flicks. The Indian man is deprived of his porn, Hence he resorts to ‘appreciating the art’ in these films. The dirty picture, murder, Jism all comes under the same genre of XX.
Sunny knocked and the Bhatts answered. Ugh!
I wish Indian cinema grows up someday. If you want to show soft porn then show it! don’t beat around the bush. As for Sunny! Do what you want honey cause you definitely up the ante. Look at the latest item number that should explain it all, Katrina’s Chinkni Chameli…sick.
Anyway happy watchxxxing!!!
Jism 1 & 2 are nothing short of soft porn flicks. The Indian man is deprived of his porn, Hence he resorts to ‘appreciating the art’ in these films. The dirty picture, murder, Jism all comes under the same genre of XX.
Sunny knocked and the Bhatts answered. Ugh!
I wish Indian cinema grows up someday. If you want to show soft porn then show it! don’t beat around the bush. As for Sunny! Do what you want honey cause you definitely up the ante. Look at the latest item number that should explain it all, Katrina’s Chinkni Chameli…sick.
Anyway happy watchxxxing!!!
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Acronyms to Govt.
BJP BSP MCD RJD
All complete MCPs
We see them on TVs
But switch to a random Movie
They make up bills JLT
When in trouble they disappear saying BRB
They get bail ASAP
Loyalties take a 180
Their intellectual ROI
Is nonsensical & DUI
And nothing is left to say
Other than opinions which are DOA
The masses are ATM’s
For them and their harem’s
Yet we welcome them VIP’s
Saying come on in! BMG.
If India were porn it would be BDSM
And not UA, R, U or any of them
Govt & rich and us in BTWN
FYI you are 1 of us and no exceptional being
Even if they’re all suffering from PMS
I don’t really care they can EMS
It’s our life they’re screwing with! FCS.
It’s a cry for help or simply an SOS.
All complete MCPs
We see them on TVs
But switch to a random Movie
They make up bills JLT
When in trouble they disappear saying BRB
They get bail ASAP
Loyalties take a 180
Their intellectual ROI
Is nonsensical & DUI
And nothing is left to say
Other than opinions which are DOA
The masses are ATM’s
For them and their harem’s
Yet we welcome them VIP’s
Saying come on in! BMG.
If India were porn it would be BDSM
And not UA, R, U or any of them
Govt & rich and us in BTWN
FYI you are 1 of us and no exceptional being
Even if they’re all suffering from PMS
I don’t really care they can EMS
It’s our life they’re screwing with! FCS.
It’s a cry for help or simply an SOS.
2012
The end of the world is inevitable but is it #2012? Is the world going to end on the 21st of December 2012? Is the planet Niburu going to collide with Earth? That’s a lot of questions and frankly you shouldn’t be that concerned.
The important point is you’re alive now! You’re breathing free air and living a good life now. This chapter of your life will either be the last or just another chapter. But if it were the last chapter would you want it to go down with adventure, partying, fun and fame or would you want it to end with you hiding under a table?
There is no such thing as an end. It’s always just a new beginning.
In the words of the great Limp Bizkit: Life is a lesson you learn it when you’re through.
The important point is you’re alive now! You’re breathing free air and living a good life now. This chapter of your life will either be the last or just another chapter. But if it were the last chapter would you want it to go down with adventure, partying, fun and fame or would you want it to end with you hiding under a table?
There is no such thing as an end. It’s always just a new beginning.
In the words of the great Limp Bizkit: Life is a lesson you learn it when you’re through.
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