Dear Madrasan this is ‘Poetic Justice’

It started as a post riddled with humor,
But a few lines in it reared its ugly face.
It wanted to showcase a Delhites demeanor,
Instead it projected a Madrasan as a lost case.

The article portrayed absolutely nothing,
profane, divisive and completely out of context.
You sound like a woman scorned, on a war footing.
Did a Punjabi boy dump you before, during or after sex?

All said and done,
You had your fun,
Now get over it Madam Madrasan.
Feelings were hurt,
Because you were curt,
Between South ‘n’ North there’s no comparison.

It’s a big risk you took by being so frank,
the repercussion could have been severe.
With all that you wrote, how low you sank,
What you have done, you have no Idea.

Many have replied to your disdain,
But honestly you’re beyond repair.
I’m not one of them, I won’t take the pains,
Honestly I don’t really care.

Your one in a million, screaming out loud,
But all I hear is BLAH!
You’re single ion part of a humungous cloud
The Punjabis are the thunder before the shower

I’m a southie too, by the way, and I really think you suck!
I’m not dark or ‘ugly’ even if I was I wouldn’t really give a f**k!!!
But its insecure inconsequential’s like you who irate peace lovers like me.
Don’t slap a lion on the face and expect to get away scot free!

Anyway, I think it’s just a case of schizophrenia
I don’t feel sorry for you.
You need help and need immediate attention
unfortunately nobody can help you.

I hope you’ve left the north since you hate it so much,
Trust me when I say we have only one wish.
That you go away & don’t come back,
so good riddance to bad rubbish.